"Vampire Spies in Space" skit
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INT. SPACE SHIP CABIN
VAMPIRE SPY 1 IS HOVERING OVER THE BODY OF ENSIGN SETTER HAVING JUST DRANK HER BLOOD.
V.O.
Previously on Vampire Spies in Space
Enter Vampire Spy 2 and Commander Reynolds
CMDR. REYNOLDS
I knew it. You’re a vampire.
VAMPIRE SPY 2
What gave it away? The fangs?
CMDR. REYNOLDS
And you? You’re a vampire too.
VAMPIRE SPY 2
(to Vampire Spy 1) How could you be so careless? I told you little sips. Little sips!
VAMPIRE SPY 1
I know, but she was so juicy. Like drinking expensive wine on the French Riviera. Only blood wine. So good. There was this moment when I realized she was empty and I shook the body trying to get that last drop. MM!
CMDR. REYNOLDS
How could you?
VAMPIRE SPY 2
Yes! How could you? Now you’ve made me hungry. (He starts sniffing Cmdr. Reynolds)
VAMPIRE SPY 1
I know. I get so hungry I forget why we’re in space and I just want to eat.
VAMPIRE SPY 2
Yes. Blood frenzy hungry. Now there will be no stopping me. I’ll eat them all. One by one. I’ll hunt them down where they stand and bathe in their blood.
VAMPIRE SPY 1
What happened to little sips, little sips?
VAMPIRE SPY 2
Blood frenzy! I can smell them walking around on the ship like fresh juicy blood springs on a mountain night when the moon is full. Oh I’m so hungry I could eat them all.
VAMPIRE SPY 1
What about the mission?
VAMPIRE SPY 2
(He grabs Cmdr. Reynolds)
What mission? We’re vampires in space! They’re humans in space. Put your fangs on baby. It’s dinner time.
(bite shot)
End.
INT. SPACE SHIP CABIN
VAMPIRE SPY 1 IS HOVERING OVER THE BODY OF ENSIGN SETTER HAVING JUST DRANK HER BLOOD.
V.O.
Previously on Vampire Spies in Space
Enter Vampire Spy 2 and Commander Reynolds
CMDR. REYNOLDS
I knew it. You’re a vampire.
VAMPIRE SPY 2
What gave it away? The fangs?
CMDR. REYNOLDS
And you? You’re a vampire too.
VAMPIRE SPY 2
(to Vampire Spy 1) How could you be so careless? I told you little sips. Little sips!
VAMPIRE SPY 1
I know, but she was so juicy. Like drinking expensive wine on the French Riviera. Only blood wine. So good. There was this moment when I realized she was empty and I shook the body trying to get that last drop. MM!
CMDR. REYNOLDS
How could you?
VAMPIRE SPY 2
Yes! How could you? Now you’ve made me hungry. (He starts sniffing Cmdr. Reynolds)
VAMPIRE SPY 1
I know. I get so hungry I forget why we’re in space and I just want to eat.
VAMPIRE SPY 2
Yes. Blood frenzy hungry. Now there will be no stopping me. I’ll eat them all. One by one. I’ll hunt them down where they stand and bathe in their blood.
VAMPIRE SPY 1
What happened to little sips, little sips?
VAMPIRE SPY 2
Blood frenzy! I can smell them walking around on the ship like fresh juicy blood springs on a mountain night when the moon is full. Oh I’m so hungry I could eat them all.
VAMPIRE SPY 1
What about the mission?
VAMPIRE SPY 2
(He grabs Cmdr. Reynolds)
What mission? We’re vampires in space! They’re humans in space. Put your fangs on baby. It’s dinner time.
(bite shot)
End.